You know those mornings. The one where the alarm went off and you thought you hit snooze but you must have hit dismiss because it’s one hour and thirteen minutes later and oh-my-gosh-you-have-to-leave-RIGHT-NOW-but-you-haven’t-showered-in-two-days-and-oh-my-gosh-what-are-you-going-to-do?????
Introducing - La Shower La Prarie (teehee... the “French” Shower)
Baby wipes or face cleaning wipes will do; hit those important-to-wash spots with them. If you have dry skin, put on some sweet smelling lotion. If you’re the oily type, spritz yourself down with water and pat some baby powder onto your skin (using your hands, deftly rub it into your hair roots if your hair is oily too.) Put on your deodorant, then shave your underarms, to avoid razor burn. Dab perfume at your neck, wrists, and behind your knees.
Voila. In five minutes or less, you’re sweet-smelling and dry; no one will know you weren’t able to shower!
